Category Archives: Monkey Brains

In brief, I had this project at work I was pretty excited about. It was to be an ASP.NET implementation of a solution for posting xml data to third-party background check services. I planned it out to be flexible and … Continue reading →

Yesterday I received an anonymous comment from Phentermine-Yi. I’m going to admit my ignorance right off the bat at not knowing what phentermine was, as I’ve never sought pharmaceutical treatment for my weight problem. The text of the comment was … Continue reading →

<input name="Convicted" type="hidden" value="{Convicted}" /> <input name="ConvictedExplain" type="hidden" value="{ConvictedExplain}" /> <input name="DrugUse" type="hidden" value="{DrugUse}" /> <input name="DrugExplain" type="hidden" value="{DrugExplain}" />

Internet was particularly…shall we say, ponderous tonight, so I did a bandwidth test. Sweet. If you’re not currently in our neck of the woods, test for your own connection and have a laugh on me.

I created and uploaded a few banner images and so I thought I’d post my image-rotator code. /* * rotating_banner.php * echoes an img tag populated w/ a random image from an array */ $arr_banner_images=array( ‘banner.jpg’, ‘banner2.jpg’, ‘banner3.jpg’, ‘banner4.jpg’, ‘banner5.jpg’, … Continue reading →

[Warning to the casual reader…this post is filed under Monkey Brains, with all that that entails.] Today during the course of my work I whipped up this quick, easy php function for getting the mime-type of a file based on … Continue reading →

This is a plug. But before I plug, I want to mention that I’ve created a new category to cover posts I make about technology, application development, and my job. This way, anybody who isn’t interested in how lame I … Continue reading →